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Different kinds
of Poopies. GUYS ONLY. IF U're A HOT GIRL DON'T READ this! CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poOpie it out, see it in the toilet,
but there is nothing on the toilet paper. LOL. THIS IS SOO FUNNY. I WAS CRACKING UP!!! Thanks JESS!!!
Poopies
WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still
feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your
underwear so you won't ruin them wid stains.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poOpie-ing and you've
pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poOpie
some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOU-FORHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much
to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid
to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long
night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom
of the toilet.
CORN POOPIE: Self-explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poOpie
but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd
swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast,
your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even
though you are done poOpie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut
it lose.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure
you are about to fart, but *oOps*--a poOie.
