pickup lines
Pick-up lines written by Norman: Do u need help getting girls? these lines will definately get u those girls. if they work for me, they will surely work for u USE WISELY!!!! -Are u a purdue chicken cause ur grade A -I am a stun gun set on stunning. let me stun u -My body is a palace of love. would u like to come in? -I am a wild beast. prepare to be attacked. groarr -do u have a name or can i call u bread -ur parents must be so hot cause ur so hot -do u have friends? wow! me too -do u know what would look good on u? a dress -u must be pokemon cause all i wanna do is char-man-der -u must be a parking ticket cause u've got $50 written all over u -did it hurt? (what hurt?) when u fell down the stairs. cause ouch that looked like it hurt -there's only one thing hotter than u and that's me -if u were words on a paper, u'd be called times new roman -do u have a sewing machine (yeah) good cause i ripped my pants -yeah the rock museum called today, they told me to stop stealing thier rocks -is that ur face or a spoon? -hey i'm a fireman. u must be the fire cause u r smokin' -baby, you plus me equals youme -u must be a fireplace cause u r hot -u must be something hot cause u r hot -u must be smoke cause u r smokin' -hey, i found ur name in the dictionary. it was under 'perfect'. hey i found it again. it's under 'mine' too. -are u scared (yes!) don't worry! i've got two loaded guns wit me -If u were standing in a mirror and holding 11 roses, then there would be 11 roses and a person there -Do u want to come into my van? -Do u have a band-aid (why?) cause i skinned my knee when i fell down the stairs ouchie -ur dad must be a thief cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes yeah... ur dad must be a baker cuz u got nice buns -if i gave you a rose each time i thought of you, you'd be stung by horny bees